The results of Saturday's slam dunk competition must have been particularly hard on DeMar DeRozan, who boasted going in that he hadn't lost a dunk contest since junior high.
Of course, that was just five years ago. Probably still has his bus pass.
Welcome to the Sprite Slam Dunk event, where you're never too young to dream. In fact, better wake up. Fast.
Or as LeBron James, who originally said he was in then pulled out, explained, "As I get older every day, the chances of me doing it just fade off."