On a day of elation in the destitute land of the Golden State Warriors - the team is for sale! - a voice of caution rang out at Oracle Arena Monday night.
"I mean, hold on just a second," said Dan Waslewski, a computer analyst from San Mateo. "Owners don't make trades. They don't rebound. They don't play defense. This could work out great, and thank heaven Chris Cohan is finally selling. But this is how low we've sunk as Warriors fans. We're so used to disaster, we cheer the hypothetical."