Why, no, Mr. Detroit Goaltender. We're not.
Our captain couldn't make it back to the ice. Our hockey team finally cracked under pressure. Our dreams of a new beginning went pffffft in the night.
"The reality is, we just got thumped," Coyotes coach Dave Tippett said.
The biggest game in franchise history now is a bitter memory, and this franchise still hasn't won a playoff series since 1987. We still don't know for certain whether they're staying and playing in Glendale next season. We don't know whether this was a beginning or an ending, just that it was another greasy bowl of heartbreak stew.