Because there's absolutely nothing in the real world going on, and because our politicians and the people who comment on them apparently have way too much time on their hands, we present this story of The President, the Talk-Show Host and The Golf Game That Wasn't. Gather round, kids!
Here's the deal. Both President Obama and conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh are well-known for their love of golf. And what better place to bridge political differences than on a golf course? The New York Post -- yep, them again -- reported a story from Zev Chafet's new biography of Limbaugh. In that tale, Rush did the equivalent of a middle-school "If I asked you out, would you say yes?" when seeking a golf date: