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Sixteen years since they last won a playoff game, having staggered backward in 2011 after their only division title in that time, the Reds have a plan again to win the NL Central:
First, have Albert Pujols leave not just the division, but the league.
Then, have Pujols take Prince Fielder with him.
Then, hey, when’s opening day?
Actually, it’s April 5 against the Miami Marlins, and by the time the Reds get there, they might be onto something.