You know you're a NASCAR fan if . . .
Please make up your own joke; plenty of people have. I'm not here to join the parade. I merely want to point out a possible reason why non-fans snicker at the sport.
NASCAR fans value image over achievement. You could easily conclude that the worse a driver is, the more fans will like him — or her.
He's Danica's soon-to-be ex. She announced the pending divorce Wednesday. Hopefully she had a good pre-nup and gets to keep the one career win they had between them.