This is depressing. No, this is beyond depressing.
On Craigslist, a Wizards season-ticket holder is essentially giving away his tickets for free. “I am selling my two Wizards tickets tonight at $20 each,” the ad read. “If the Wizards do not beat the Spurs, I will refund your money.”
A 26-point shellacking by San Antonio Monday night cost him $40. Provided the Wizards lose to Miami on Tuesday, when his two seats are on sale for $300 apiece, he will be another cool $600 out of pocket.
But, hey, at least he does not have to go watch in person.