It Was Never If, But When, for Armstrong


I may be the only person who ever looked at Lance Armstrong and thought of Pee-wee Herman.


Pee-wee Herman did this movie where he’s riding a bicycle down a hill ...


He’s going lickety-split, knees churning, and veers into a yard.


He hits a kid’s wagon or something.


He goes flying ass over tea kettle.


Lands on the ground.


Looks around.


Says, “I meant to do that.”


I kept waiting for it to happen to Armstrong. Finally, it did. So I loved 2012. It was the year Lance Armstrong got his.

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