I may be the only person who ever looked at Lance Armstrong and thought of Pee-wee Herman.
Pee-wee Herman did this movie where he’s riding a bicycle down a hill ...
He’s going lickety-split, knees churning, and veers into a yard.
He hits a kid’s wagon or something.
He goes flying ass over tea kettle.
Lands on the ground.
Says, “I meant to do that.”
I kept waiting for it to happen to Armstrong. Finally, it did. So I loved 2012. It was the year Lance Armstrong got his.