President Obama says if he had a son, he’d be leery about letting Barack Jr. play football.
It’s safe to assume he’s ordered the Secret Service to change the channel if his daughters turn on the Winter X Games.
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be half-pipers. ESPN’s snow festival is making football look like a water balloon fight. Caleb Moore, a 25-year-old Texan, is clinging to life after crashing his snowmobile.
“The prognosis is not good at all,” his uncle, Charles Moore, told the Denver Post. “It’s almost certain he’s not going to make it."