A Haircut Shouldn't Be Breaking News

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Tim Lincecum got his hair cut, and is wearing faux glasses so that he can transition from freak to certified public accountant.

Brent Burns shaved his you-could-hide-a-badger-in-it beard, presumably because he is finally healthy enough to play for the Sharks. Although the possibility of intolerable facial itch may also be a factor.

Oh, and Colin Kaepernick got new tats for his chest as part of his post-football plan to become a Maori warrior.

This forces an important question to be asked: Are we in the Bay Area really that easy to amuse?

And the answer comes back in a torrent: Yes. We are.

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