Today we’re going to have some fun. With the 2012 campaign in the books and the internet insanity that is the NFL’s free agency period still a few weeks away, we’re in a bit of a holding pattern when it comes to NFL news. Sure, we can sit here and spend our Monday talking about cap casualties and Michael Vick. Or, you can take a journey inside my twisted mind for a few minutes to get an idea of what I want to see happen in the NFL next season.
Some of these topics are serious, while others are merely bad jokes mixed with semi-coherent ramblings. You can be the judge as to which is which.