Kobe and LeBron are ready to come in from the cold. We'll get to their real names in a minute, but first they'd like to make a statement:
"We want to apologize to the NFL and the city of New Orleans. We did not set out to embarrass anyone."
That was Joseph Christian Roberts, a/k/a LeBron. He and his buddy Malachi Youngblood, a/k/a Kobe, had the nerve to do what millions only fantasize.
They crashed Super Bowl XLVII. With no tickets, they waltzed right in like they owned the Mercedes-Benz Superdome.
What's worse, at least for a red-faced NFL, is Roberts and Youngblood captured it all on a self-narrated video. They identified themselves only as Kobe and LeBron and be-bopped their way into a Level One national security event.