Say it ain’t so, LeBron!
I mean that literally, not figuratively.
Say it isn’t so that you will be heading back to Cleveland in the summer of 2014, or we can start the clock now on about 16 months of ever-increasing rumors and speculation gradually morphing into assumption.
Say it isn’t so or Miami and Heat fans might as well commence The Long Goodbye, because that is what this already has begun to feel a little like.
LeBron won’t say it isn’t so, though. He could, but he doesn’t want to lie.