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August 29, 2008

What To Watch: Labor Day Edition

By Robbie Gillies

FRIDAY

11am ET - US Open: Men's Second Round & Women's Third Round
- Follow along with this bracket.

8pm - ESPN - Southern Methodist @ Rice
- If you really can't wait until Saturday for college football. It will be former Hawaii head coach June Jones' first game coaching the Mustangs.

Non-sports pick - 8pm - TCM - On The Waterfront
- Watch it just to see how everyone screws up Marlon Brando's famous quote. He emphasizes the 'somebody' not the 'been'.

SATURDAY

11am - CBS - US Open: Men's & Women's Third Round

12pm - ESPN - #17 Virginia Tech @ East Carolina
- Va Tech picked their QB - consistent Sean Glennon over the potential of Tyrod Taylor. He might not be as flashy but he should be good enough to win behind Virginia Tech's defense.

12pm - ESPN2 - Syracuse @ Northwestern - You know the only reason this game is on is because a ton of Syracuse people work at the 'Worldwide Leader' and Wilbon went to Northwestern.

3:30pm - Fox - Phillies @ Cubs
- There's a couple other possibilities but most of the nation should be seeing this game.

3:30pm - ABC - #3 USC @ Virginia OR Utah @ Michigan - Michigan will be tested, USC shouldn't be tested.

5pm - ESPN - Appalachian State @ #7 LSU
- Not even worth watching. I mean a I-AA school can't beat a ranked team...

6:45pm - ESPN - Mississippi State @ Louisiana Tech - I think there's enough football on that you can avoid this game.

7pm - USA - US Open: Third Round

8pm - ABC - #24 Alabama @ #9 Clemson OR Michigan State @ California
- Being in California I get the worse game, but most should get one of the two matchups of two top 25 teams from the opening weekend.

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Team Allegiance Or Child Abuse?

By Robbie Gillies

You ever see some of these celebrity kid names and just feel bad for them? Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-El (aka Superman's birth name), Jason Lee's son is named Pilot, Gwyneth Paltrow had a baby Apple, and David Duchovny and Tea Leoni came up with the super-creative name of Kyd (more horrible celeb baby names here). Those kids are going to be tortured but at least they'll have millions of dollars to waste on drugs and therapy in an attempt to get over their childhood traumas. But I've found something worse than naming your kid an awful name.

How about branding your kid as someone who loves losers from the day they're born:

[Kayla Frances Dyer's] father, William Dyer of Medina, OH signed her up for the Browns Kids Club, making her an official fan, the very day she was born, this past Aug. 18.

The Browns were once the most dominant team in football. They joined the NFL in 1950 and proceeded to go to six straight Championship games, winning two of them. But more recently, they haven’t been to the playoffs since 2002 and haven’t won a playoff game since 1994. Some might say, ‘well they didn’t even have a team from 1996-1998’ but I’m not sure if that helps or hurts their cause. They’ve never been to the Super Bowl, although they once were close…until they handed the ball to Earnest Byner.

Browns’ fans are a very loyal group but the amount of grief they’ve had to deal with I wouldn’t wish upon anyone – especially a newborn baby. The only thing worse would be branded a Bills fan from birth. I’d know, my Dad was born in Buffalo and I inherited his allegiance when I was born..

August 28, 2008

They Can Play and They Try To Write: Athlete Blog Wrap-Up

By Jeff Briggs

Thursday:

Rafael Nadal has been meeting with European Player Board representative Ivan Ljubicic and they are hoping to improve the state of the ATP.

David Dellucci discusses the possible banning of maple bats because of their higher frequency of breaking.

Chris Cooley shares this quote from Joe Bugel, "I don't want to see any gobble wobbling like a bunch of chicken-s***s. Snap the ball and hit 'em in the throat. How bout that baby!"


Wednesday:

Nothing can make up for the loss of that Olympic experience. I’m sure that at some point I will think of the Olympics and Swimming and not feel so hollow but it probably won’t be soon. All I’m left with are the decisions I have to make to pursue what is right. Not because this situation will ever be made right, we passed that point long ago, but because it is the right thing to do.

That's from swimmer Tara Kirk, who feels the pain of the Olympics happening without her as she watches the closing ceremonies.

Donovan McNabb is thrilled to be on a Sports Illustrated cover.

Chris Cooley is offering an autographed jersey to whoever can recover the Chief's stolen tomahawk.

Rafael Nadal doesn't think about the money when he is playing.

Ryan Rowland-Smith answers some questions about his workout routine and more.

Judo competitor Ronda Rousey shares some personal thoughts about not having a boyfriend, but says she saves her real personal info for her journal, not her blog.

Curtis Granderson thinks Grady Sizemore is having a monster season.

Bengal rookie Keith Rivers has moved into his new apartment.

Jags' rookie Thomas Williams takes 30 seconds every day to tell himself, "wow, this is cool."

What To Watch: Thursday

By Robbie Gillies

11am ET - USA - US Open: Second Round - Coming off of the Olympics it seems as if the US Open has been almost completely ignored.

8pm - ESPN - College Football: NC State at South Carolina - College football back is back. The Gamecocks started off strong last year but dropped their five games. They will try to get off to a strong start again as they welcome the Wolfpack.

9pm - ESPN2 - College Football: Oregon State at Stanford - The Beavers will rely upon RB Yvenson Bernard to shoulder the load against a Stanford team that allowed nearly 170 rushing yards per game last year.

Non-sports pick - I was going to suggest watching Barack Obama give the closing speech of the Democratic National Convention but then I saw this...
CBS - 11:30pm - Late Show - Blake Lively is on. OK, I'll let you decide...

Ravens' QB Situation Clearing Up

By Robbie Gillies

The Ravens' quarterback situation is a bit of a mess, but on the bright side, the most recent news might clear it up! The Carroll County Times is reporting that Kyle Boller could be out for the year.

Boller underwent a magnetic resonance imaging exam, and the initial results weren’t favorable. Team officials are awaiting results of a second medical opinion regarding an injury that stems from a brutal hit the former starter absorbed against the Minnesota Vikings.

Boller was unable to throw Tuesday and struggles to raise his arm over his head. While jogging onto the field in sweatpants and a baseball cap, Boller never moved his right arm and crossed his left arm across his body to scratch his right ear.




If only it were Boller's legs that were injured, because he could still throw from his knees (where he's probably more accurate than when he's standing). This leaves the Ravens with second-year QB Troy Smith and rookie first-round pick Joe Flacco. Flacco will start against fellow-rookie Matt Ryan of the Falcons on Thursday.

Boller probably gives the Ravens the best chance to win now, but it's doubtful he could lead them to the playoffs. The Ravens are better suited turning the reigns over to the future of the franchise, and that's most likely Joe Flacco.

H/T: AOL Fanhouse

Usain Bolt From The Future?

By Robbie Gillies

We all knew there was something off about Usain Bolt. He destroyed the world record in the 100m, while celebrating during the last 20 meters. The most reasonable assumption was steroid use, but WIRED reveals Bolt's true secret: He's from the future!



Alright, so they didn't exactly say that, but based on a mathematical model that yielded this graph, Bolt's World Record time of 9.69 in the 100m wasn't supposed to happen until about 2030. According to the graph, the fastest a man could ever reach was 9.44 seconds, but Bolt's time throws off the entire graph. It just shows that nerds can't even get the science of sports right. Stick to Bunsen burners and petri dishes, guys.



H/T: SportsByBrooks

August 27, 2008

The Long, Weird Journey Of Andrew Hatch

By Ryan Hudson

Defending champion LSU opens their 2008 season this Saturday at home against (everyone's favorite Championship Subdivision team) Appalachian State, and they have still yet to name a starting quarterback (yes, believe it or not, college football starts this week; more specifically, tomorrow night). One of the two signal-callers who are battling for the Tigers' starting job, and the odds-on favorite to win the spot, is sophomore Andrew Hatch, and he has an interesting tale.

Hatch, a native of Provo, Utah (how did BYU let a QB leave the state?) began his collegiate career at...Harvard. In 2005, his freshman season, he was the quarterback for the Crimson's JV-team. His most notable accomplishment, according to his bio, was throwing a touchdown and running for another against Yale at the Yale Bowl.

Following his first year in Cambridge, Hatch left school for what was supposed to be a two-year mission to Chile (he's Mormon - seriously, how did BYU not land this guy?). However, just five months into his trip, he injured his knee while playing soccer, and was forced to return home for surgery and rehab.

Then, last summer, Hatch transferred to LSU, walked onto the team and eventually earned himself a scholarship. He played in exactly one game for the Tigers, a 44-0 win over Middle Tennessee, and went 1-for-2 passing, for nine yards. That amazing success was quickly derailed, though, because of a shoulder injury, which forced him to miss the remainder of the season as a red-shirt.

Now, we're three days from the Tigers opening their season, and he could very well be their starting QB.

Quite a long way from Mr. Bartley's and Harvard Square.

(H/T: The Sporting Blog)

What To Watch: Wednesday

By Robbie Gillies

11am ET - USA - US Open: Men's First Round & Women's Second Round - Here is today's schedule.

7pm - ESPN - Red Sox at Yankees - Sidney Ponson has been a pleasant surprise for the Yankees, but in his one start against the Sox, he allowed 7 ER in just four innings.

Non-sports pick - CBS - Late Show - Letterman will have Neil Patrick Harris and Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh on. Can't pass up Neil Patrick Harris plugging the series premiere of How I Met Your Mother on...Sept 22nd? Hmm, seems a little early, but whatever.

Usain Bolt Is Being Targeted By The Wrong Sport

By Jeff Briggs

Ever since he smashed the world records in both the 100m and 200m, removing all doubt as to just who is “The Fastest Man on Earth,” Usain Bolt has been at the center of wild speculation: could he play in the NFL? Bolt’s success, as well as that of other Jamaican sprinters (see: Asafa Powell), has people raving about their potential as a professional wide receiver. In fact, Texas Tech's head coach, Mike Leach, he of the offense that seems to score two touchdowns before they even take the field, has plans to begin looking for recruits in the small island country.

"I got to be honest, I've been thinking about recruiting Jamaica since I saw that stuff," Leach told hosts Andrew Siciliano and Krystal Fernandez. "I've been to Jamaica and let me tell you something ... here's the extent that I've thought about that subject, there's approximately 2.8 million people in Jamaica, which is approximately the size of the state of Iowa or Kansas, or the city of Houston.

"It's almost like the country of Jamaica is sitting there saying, 'If you would have just told us that this was important we could have won a lot of this stuff a long time ago.'"


If it could theoretically work at the college level, why not in the pros? "Lightning" Bolt has blazing speed (witnesses: 6,602,224,174 people on Earth who are slower than him), and some size, a great combo for an NFL wide out. Bolt could make for a solid WR, but there is another sport that might be an even better fit for the lanky sprinter, one that would require a niche skill, but could be even more suited for his talents (sadly, it's not bobsled).

No, instead, the sport in which Usain Bolt could be of immediate use, without much training, is baseball, as a pinch runner.

I know the idea of devoting an entire roster spot to a pinch runner is not generally accepted as "smart," but stop and think about it. Couldn't he sprint 90-feet much faster than either Jose Reyes or Willy Taveras? Put him at first, and he'll get to third - possibly on an infield single.

Believe it or not, this has actually been done before. In 1974, the A's owner, Charlie Finley, perhaps best known for wanting to use an orange baseball, employed a college sprinter named Herb Washington, solely for the job of pinch-running. Washington stole 33 bases in 105 career games, and oddly enough, never recorded an at-bat.

Despite Washington's mixed results (he was caught stealing 17 times in his 48 attempts), the Bolt experiment is something still worth trying. Assuming you can teach him how to slide and round bases, MLB teams could have a guaranteed stolen base every time they put him in the game.

Consider that, on average, it takes the ball approximately 3.2 seconds to travel from the pitcher to the catcher and then down to second base. Based on his 100m world-record time, Bolt could get from first-to-second is 2.7 seconds. He'd beat the throw there by a half-second (an eternity, really) every time (and that doesn't even include a lead or a great jump).

As everyone begins their playoff push, Bolt and his speed could be just the thing to put a team over the top, and allow them to play into October.

August 26, 2008

They Can Play, And They Try To Write: Athlete Blog Round-Up

By Jeff Briggs

"No s*** I would rather be backstage with AC/DC, Motley Crue, or Jovi, it just wasn't in the cards." Just part of Chris Cooley's explanation as he comes clean about going to a Backstreet Boys concert last week.

Rafael Nadal has started play in the US Open and is going to be blogging about it.

Bengie Molina writes about the Giants getting some wins and showing what they are capable of.

Little Leaguer So Good, Forced To Stop Pitching

By Ryan Hudson
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In Sports Illustrated (people still read print, right?), there is a weekly feature titled, "Sign of the Apocalypse." It features something ludicrous or outrageous from the world of sports, or at least loosely related to sport. For the next entry, I submit this: a nine-year old Little League player has been banned from pitching, because he's too good.
Nine-year-old Jericho Scott is a good baseball player — too good, it turns out. The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told his coach that the boy could not pitch any more. When Jericho took the mound anyway last week, the opposing team forfeited the game, packed its gear and left, his coach said.

Officials for the three-year-old league, which has eight teams and about 100 players, said they will disband Jericho's team, redistributing its players among other squads, and offered to refund $50 sign-up fees to anyone who asks for it.


Right now, the Cubs front office is feverishly searching the rulebook, hoping they can apply a similar ban to CC Sabathia.

I'm Feelin Lucky! Put Me Down For $50 On DUI!

By Robbie Gillies

Earlier this month, we told you about ProFootballTalk's "Days Without An Arrest" Meter for the NFL. Now we bring you a way you can actually profit from the NFL players' indiscretions.

BetVegas informs us that at BetUS, you can place your wagers on which team will have a player arrested next. Of course, the Cowboys lead the way at 15/1. The favorite for what they will be arrested for is drug possession, at 2/1. Those are Tiger Woods-like odds right there. I'm taking the field and hoping that Clinton Portis gets arrested for impersonating an officer.


Sheriff Gonna Getcha


H/T: Deadspin

Yao Ming On Suicide Watch?

By Robbie Gillies

Yao Ming might be 7’6, over 300 lbs, and rarely show an ounce of emotion...


But deep down inside, he’s a very sensitive guy:
“I look at these Games, now that they are over, and I wonder what is the next thing for myself, for my country, for all of us? We have spent so many years preparing for this event and now it is over. I have just played in the most important competition of my career. Is my life over?”

Rockets’ fans everywhere are scratching their heads. This is the same guy that questioned how Ron Artest would fit in Houston? The Rockets are paying you over $15 million a year, and you're telling them you've peaked? Maybe this is why your Rockets get eliminated in the first round every year. Yao continues to wax poetic:
“After (the) Lithuania game, I come back to my room and I feel my energy just go away. My body is empty. I have a couple minutes lying on the bed when I cannot even move. Not because I’m tired, but because mentally I feel really, really sad. These games I’ve prepared for almost my whole life and now they’re over.”

Yao added, "I'm now going to go to my room, listen to Death Cab For Cutie and brood over the government-imposed curfew. It's totally unfair! The US players get to stay out as late as they want! Nobody understands me!"

H/T: Sporting Blog

Barack Obama Sits Down With Stu Scott

By Ryan Hudson

Last night, during SportsCenter, ESPN aired Stuart Scott's sit-down with Barack Obama. During the interview, Obama says he would love to have Walter Payton (or Michael Jordan) as his V.P. (sorry, Joe), insults Cubs fans, and we learn that neither Barack or Stu are very big on playing defense.



(H/T: Awful Announcing)

What To Watch: Tuesday

By Robbie Gillies

What to Watch is back. Took a bit of a hiatus with the Olympics and the Little League World Series being the ONLY things on TV for two weeks.

11am ET - USA Network - US Open: First Round - Follow all the action on the USA Network. Follow the results here.

Non-sports pick - 11:30pm - NBC - The Tonight Show - There were a few choices for my non-sports pick, from the Disney Channel's Angels In The Outfield at 8pm to The Daily Show with coverage from the DNC at 11pm on Comedy Central, but I went with The Tonight Show. Why? Norm Macdonald. I don't know what he's promoting, but I don't care. He's one of the funniest people in the world.

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