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January 31, 2008

What To Watch: Thursday

 

7pm ET - ESPN - Boston College @ #4 North Carolina - Watch the explosive Tar Heels dismantle BC.

8pm - TNT - Mavericks @ Celtics
- This match-up is much less intriguing without Garnett and Allen in the lineup for the Celtics. A win would make a big statement, but a loss wouldn't mean much.

9pm - ESPN - #11 Indiana @ #13 Wisconsin - Both teams are coming off losses to unranked opponents. The Hoosiers lost the UConn and the Badgers lost to Purdue on Saturday. Prior to those losses both teams had double-digit winning streaks. Indiana is the only undefeated team in Big Ten play, but there are three other teams with just one loss - including Wisconsin.

9pm - ESPN - North Carolina State @ #3 Duke
- The last time these two teams played, NC State knocked the Blue Devils out of the ACC Tournament. Duke went on to lose in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. But, this year should be a different story. Duke is the only ACC team undefeated in conference play and have won all nine home games by an average of nearly 30 points per game.

10:30pm - TNT - Spurs @ Suns - The Spurs look to avoid their first four game losing streak in nearly four years, but will face the Suns who have won seven of their past eight games. The Spurs are currently sixth in the West and are just 1.5 games ahead of the eighth seed.

Non-sports pick - 9pm - ABC - Lost "The Beginning Of The End"
- Finally some new episodes and two hours no less. So, how much more confusing will it be after these two hours? I expect, much more.

RCS Favorites: Super Bowl Snack

The Super Bowl (please don't sue us, NFL) is now less than a week away, so up until Sunday, four of us here at RCS will be offering up some of our favorite memories involving the Big Game. So far, we've looked at our Favorite Super Bowl Commercials and Favorite Plays. Today, Dave's highlight: our Favorite Super Bowl Snacks:

Robbie: I'm going to say a very bold statement right now, but please bare with me.

Nachos are overrated. Yeah, I know, it's like saying, eh, Gisele's not that hot. But, hear me out. It's not that I don't like nachos, but, they're just too messy, and after the first five chips they get all soggy. Also, it gets nearly impossible to get the right amount of cheese, jalapeƱos, guacamole, cheese and beans onto one chip.

So, my favorite snack: the seven-layer dip. Now, there are probably about 15 items that can be put in a seven-layer dip - here are my seven - 1. beef 2. cheddar cheese 3. beans 4. guacamole 5. salsa (with lime flavoring) 6. onions 7. jalapeƱos.

 

Now you can eat a crisp chip every time with just the right amount of whichever ingredients you want.

Dave: Robbie needs to learn how to eat nachos. There's a reason Taco Bell hooks you up with a spork when you order Nachos Supreme....

Anyone think Ryan's favorite snack has something to do with the Patriots? Maybe a cookie with a candy Patriots logo in the middle and "Go Pats" spelled out in chocolate chips? I can see that being a Hudson family favorite.

 

Dave: Or maybe Ryan just cozies up on the couch with a gigantic bucket of beans and a fork. In between bites he mumbles, "Go Beantown." (Ed. note: I know, it's awful but I HAD to include a "Dave joke.")

Jeff: When it comes to Super Bowl snacks there are some guidelines that must be followed. First off, we don't have the time or space for forks, so lets get food that requires anything other than hands right off the menu. Secondly, I'm gonna want to eat a lot of different things during the Super Bowl, so lets get rid of large items. Dippable items are key. I think there are many foods that are "needed:" wings, ribs, nachos, chips with multiple dips, etc. A great Super Bowl food is mini hot dogs, with various dipping sauces. However, if I'm living in fantasy world, give me scallops wrapped in bacon.

 

Bacon makes everything better, and these are also bite size, so you don't have to worry about holding onto a piece of food as you eat it, leaving your hands free for beer and cheering.

Dave: Obviously, this is tough. I'd love to say that salsa con queso is my favorite. Its tasty, its compact, and it goes with everything. But there's something holding me back. I'm pretty sure its the way your hand gets all messy when it starts to run out and you have dip further and further in the jar to get the cheese.

Jeff: The key to queso dip is to pour it out of the jar into a bowl. That eliminates most dipping problems. This conversation is going to cause me to spend an outrageous amount of money on snacks this weekend.

Dave: With salsa con queso off the table, the choice becomes obvious: Chex Mix.

 

Homemade is preferred but if you have to get store-bought, go for Bold flavor. The perfect chex mix contains no nuts or pretzels. Just Chex and bagel chips. Is there anyone who doesn't pick out the bagel chips from Chex mix? No. There isn't. Everyone loves bagel chips in Chex mix. (Ed. note: Seriously, Dave? Chex Mix?!)

Ryan: Growing up a Military brat is the reason I spent five years in Germany during my elementary school and junior high days. And it's also why my brother and I would have to go bed early and then wake up at midnight just to watch the Super Bowl. My favorite memory of those times was not the games or coming up with a good excuse as to why I missed school the next day, but instead the snacks our dad made. The fact that it was two in the morning did not stop him from preparing our number snack request: pizza rolls.

 

At least, that's what we called it. I guess it was more like a pizza loaf, though. Dad would take dough, layer with pizza sauce, cheese and pepperonis, and then fold the dough around all that and bake. Its pizza, but compact, and more delicious.

Chris Berman At the Super Bowl

Welcome back to Scottsdale, Arizona, and SportsCenter's coverage of Super Bowl 42!! (Berman leans forward and stares into camera while speaking slowly) Where the... New England... Patriots...will be trying to close the books on an undefeated...season, but the New York... FOOTBALL... Giants have other ideas. Can Tom and the Brady Bunch complete the dream, or, as Three Dog Night said, is Eli Coming?

These two teams met in Week 17 in a classic battle. Eli Manning and the GGGG-MEN were big underdogs, but THAT'S why they play the game!!! The G-men came out ready to play and took it to the Patriots early. The Patriots were down by 12, 28-16 in the 2nd half, (leans forward in chair again) and a rolling stone gathers no moss, but RANDY MOSS (speaks each word as if it is a separate sentence) gathers the most touchdowns by any receiver in NFL history.

 
"I'm an idiot"

The GGGG-MEN come into this game confident and feeding off the fact that no one thinks they can win the game. They will need a balanced attack, using their committee of running backs including (strange sounds of a small explosion or car accident) Brandon Jacobs, and the speedster Ahmad Bradshaw, who might be able to WHOOP past Patriots defenders into the end zone!
(long unnecessary pause)
But Eli is also gonna have to be able to move the ball through the air...
(another pause)
...and the Patriots are going to force him to use all his targets, including...
(yet another pause)
..."Well Dressed" Armani "It's Not A" Tumor, and back up tight end, Kevin "Who's The" Boss. And, guys, you have to wonder, after kicking the game winner against Brett Favre and the Packers, will Lawernce "Third" Tynes "A Charm" (pauses for laughs, and a fake laugh is forced by Tom Jackson) have to make another PRESSURE kick in this game? We shall see.

For the Patriots, we all know they are undefeated, led by a coach who always picks up the Bill...(long pause) BELICHICK! Tom Brady has gotten a lot of help from his offensive line, and he'll need it against Michael "Please Apodt Any" Strah"Cats"an and the Giants pass rush. A big match up will be Matt Light, not Matt Heavy, trying to handle Strahan; to do so he'll have to be Matt Light on his feet. The Pats running game has come alive in the playoffs. "Sha Na Na, I got a girl, name of Boney" Laurence Maroney" has been running great, being able to WHOOP and WHOOP! Can he keep it up?

 
A Richie Valens Reference. Berman Stays With The Times.

(Leans forward in chair, stares at camera)
For the pick, the Schwam thinks the Giants have been playing well and might keep this one close, but not since the Buffalo Bills has anyone been able to circle the wagons like these New England Patriots!!
(Eyes bug out of head, still leaning forward)

 
"I'm an idiot with a dumb hat on."

Swami says the 1972 Dolphins will not be popping the cork on that champagne, and the Pats make it a perfect 19-0 winning 27-20 over the G-men.

Uh oh. Someone's Keeping Tabs On Bloggers!

The folks at Every Day Should Be Saturday (EDSBS) commented on an online video post Trev Alberts did for Sprint Online content. Here's Alberts' response:

I thought I knew where this was going, but then it took a turn for the worse. This is how it should've gone...

The camera slowly tilts down to reveal Trev ISN'T wearing pants and then he wakes up his wife who fell asleep while operating the camera. Then, perhaps his kids accidentally hit him with a ball as they were playing in their rec room. This would've been funny and would've endeared Trev to the whole blogging community.

Instead, he seems to get legitimately upset over EDSBS's claims. Relax Trevy and learn to take a joke.

Links To The Past: Lupica's A Big Bully

 
Allen Iverson

If you were to draft a football team made entirely of basketball players, who would you pick? Mainly agree with the picks, but I'd put Bruce Bowen and Kobe Bryant as the corners, Iverson should probably be a quarterback since he's done it before, and you gotta work in Gilbert Arenas somehow. Maybe as coach of touchdown celebrations? (Bleacher Report)

You know how ESPN has been broadcasting a lot of high school basketball games over the past few years? Well, turns out it's costing those high schools a lot of money. (Atlanta Journal Constitution)

Word in Arizona is Mike Lupica is a big bully who pushes around girls. (The Big Lead)

Major League Baseball Umpires are being investigated for ties to KKK. (AOL Fanhouse)

January 30, 2008

What To Watch: Wednesday

7pm ET - ESPN - Virginia @ Maryland - Alright, something has to be done about ESPN's programming. These two teams are a combined 3-7 in the ACC. Meanwhile, at 8pm #2 Kansas plays #24 Kansas State and multiple KSU players have predicted an upset.

7pm - ESPN2 - Cincinnati @ West Virginia - The Mountaineers were robbed at home Saturday against Georgetown when Patrick Ewing Jr. was not called for goal-tending on a last second shot. West Virginia will seek vengeance against a weak Cincy team. Oh, and there's that whole Bob Huggins connection too.

7pm - Versus - Ducks @ Wild - Both teams are fighting for playoff positioning in the Western Conference. The Wild currently sit atop the Northwest division, but a loss could knock them out of first and push them into the 6th spot in the West. The Ducks will try to gain ground on the Stars and Sharks who are both three points ahead of them in the Pacific division.

9pm - ESPN - Cavaliers @ Trail Blazers - The Trail Blazers have begun to cool off and will be facing one of the hottest teams in the league. The Cavs have won 10 of their last 12 games and are looking to win their 5th straight road game for the first time in 10 years.

9pm - ESPN2 - #10 Texas @ #23 Texas A&M
- The Aggies started the season 15-1, but have lost three of their last four including a five overtime loss to Baylor. They will have to deal with DJ Augustin who averaged 24 points and six assists in two games against Texas A&M last season.

Non-sports pick - 9pm - ABC - Lost - The last episode of season three, because frankly I can't remember what was happening. Not that this or any episode will clear anything up. But, I can't help but watch.

I'm Taking The Super Bowl Back!

I'm sick of everything that surrounds the Super Bowl. It's been true that Conference Championship Sunday is the best day for NFL fans because the Super Bowl has so much hype and bells and whistles that the game gets lost along the way.

Well, this year I'm not going to let that get to me. I'm shunning all Super Bowl party invitations and am going to watch the Super Bowl all by myself. I'm going to watch the GAME and not concentrate on the commercials. I'm going to ignore the plugs for "American Idol" and pay attention to the routes being run. I'm not going to be distracted by a buffet of junk food, but instead contemplate if Tom Brady is in fact the best quarterback of all-time.

This year I am going to pay attention to football and disregard talk of Gisele and Peyton and trash-talk and everything else that is not pertinent to the New York Giants facing the New England Patriots.

RCS Favorites: Super Bowl Play

The Super Bowl (please don't sue us, NFL) is now less than a week away, so up until Sunday, four of us here at RCS will be offering up some of our favorite memories involving the Big Game. Yesterday, we looked at our Favorite Super Bowl Commercials. Today: our Favorite Super Bowl Plays:

Robbie: Look, I'm a Bills fan and all of this reminiscing about past Super Bowl's isn't the most pleasurable thing for me. Can you imagine being a die hard Bills fan at the tender ages of 9-12, and witnessing four Super Bowl losses? And to make it worse, I was living in the DC area, and that meant everyone was rooting for the Redskins in Super Bowl XXVI. It's not fun coming back to school on a Monday when all the kids are so happy except you.

So, having blocked out many Super Bowl memories, I still can take pleasure in one's misery as many took pleasure in mine.

 


Thank you Leon Lett. You were so smug holding that ball out there like that. But, Don Beebe never gave up on the play and slapped the ball out of your careless hands. That play is so memorable I don't even remember who won that game. (Ed. note: Cowboys, 52-17, Super Bowl XXVII.)

Dave: Robbie's not the only one who was upset after SB XXVI. If the Bills had beaten the Redskins, I would have won the first bet I ever made and my elementary school extended day counselor would have owed me big time. I blame Thurman Thomas. As far as I'm concerned, he still owes me that Coke-flavored Slurpee. (Ed. note: The signs of being a gambling degenerate started early.)

Jeff:Robbie returns the favor and steals my favorite play. As a Redskins fan, any embarrassment that befalls the Cowboys results in enjoyment for me. That said, I'll say my favorite play is from a Super Bowl that I didn't even watch live, because I was only six months old.

It was 4th & 1 for the Redskins, on Miami's 43-yard line in the 4th quarter of Super Bowl XVII. Trailing 17-13, Joe Gibbs decided it was time for a gamble and called John Riggins' number, who ran left, meeting up with Miami CB Don McNeal. McNeal grabbed onto Riggins' jersey, but with the most famous stiff arm of all time, Riggins shook McNeal off for the first down, and continued all the way to the end zone. Once the Redskins got the lead, they dominated the remainder of the game on their way to their first Super Bowl victory (ed. note - today marks the 25th anniversary of that Super Bowl).


Dave: Scott Norwood's missed field goal, complete with images of the Giants lined up on the sidelines holding hands, is a pretty memorable Super Bowl play. But enough about the Bills.

 


My favorite play is the play that ended Super Bowl XXXIV. Kevin Dyson with arms extended towards the goal line, getting tackled by the Rams' Mike Jones at the one yard-line.

Ryan: For me, this one was pretty easy. Keep in mind, I'm an unabashed Patriots fan. It was Super Bowl XXXVI, and the Pats were 14-point underdogs heading into their match-up with the St. Louis Rams. Almost no one gave them a chance to even compete (things certainly have changed a bit between now and then, huh?). With 8:49 left in the second quarter, corner back Ty Law stepped in front of Isaac Bruce, intercepting the Kurt Warner pass, taking it back 47 yards for the touchdown.

 


It gave the Patriots a 7-3 lead. But, more importantly (and at the risk of sounding extremely overly-dramatic), it gave them - and their fans - a chance. It showed that the Rams were not perfect. This gave the Patriots a chance that "Greatest Show of Turf" COULD be beaten. Plus, it made me jump out of my seat and scream. Not many single plays can do that.

January 29, 2008

What To Watch: Tuesday

7pm ET - ESPN - Ohio State @ Penn State - PSU has lost five straight games...how did they wind up on ESPN?

7pm - Versus - Sabres @ Lightning - If the Sabres lose tonight, they will tie the amount of losses they had all of last season. Luckily they're playing the Lightning, the only team worse than the Sabres in the Eastern Conference.

9pm - ESPN - #8 Tennessee @ Alabama - Tennessee hasn't won at Alabama in 10 years, but this could be their year. Alabama has lost three of their last five home games and have lost three of their last four overall.

Non-sports pick - 8pm - Travel Channel - Pizza Paradises - "Ten outrageous pizzerias dish up creative toppings." Get some really horrible ideas for Super Bowl Sunday!

Fill It Up Again!

Good news for all you beer drinkers out there -- those weekend binge-sessions may actually be fighting cancer. No, seriously:

Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer.

The preliminary studies indicate xanthohumol, found in hops, inhibits a family of enzymes that can trigger the cancer process, as well as help the body detoxify carcinogens, according to the science newswire Ivanhoe.


However, don't rush out to pick up a keg just yet.

The German researchers warn that it would take 60 regular beers to equal the amount of xanthohumol researchers are able to brew in this one beer.

That's why scientists are now working on ways to give all beers higher levels of Xanthohumol, and even find ways to add it to other foods, like chocolate.


God bless you, scientists.

Somewhere, Briggs' liver smiles, knowing there is still hope.

(Thanks to Wizard of Odds)

Watch Media Day Live

 

If you're stuck at work or away from a TV, and just NEED to get your fix of Media Day, don't worry, you can watch it live online here.

Colin Cowherd Thinks He Is A Friend To Blogs?

 

I know, ESPN Radio's Colin Cowherd really deserves no extra attention. But, still, this seemed worth mentioning, from Dan Steinberg's Sports Bog over at the Washington Post, discussing things you might do during downtime at the Super Bowl:

"...[Y]ou might chat with Scott Van Pelt about Maryland's basketball team (and Super Bowl cheese options), or with Mike Tirico about the FBR Open. Or with Colin Cowherd about blogs.

'We're a blog on radio,' was one of the things he said to me.

'We see blogs as our allies,' he added, talking about how he sends traffic to blogs and blogs reciprocate.


Let me go ahead and stop ya right there, Colin, because you're lying through your teeth. Either that, or he has the worst memory. Ever.

Because he apparently forgot about the time he infamously (and blatantly) stole original material from M Zone, a Michigan sports blog, in 2006. Then, last April, he told his listeners to attack The Big Lead, another sports blog. And they were successful, as they caused TBL's servers to crash; the website was down for over two days.

Certainly, after all of this, he can't honestly expect to be liked by bloggers, can he? He'd be best off just staying far away from sports blogs altogether...oh, no.

"He also said he's thinking about starting a blog of his own."

One can only hope it has a comments section.

RCS Favorites: Super Bowl Commercials

The Super Bowl (please don't sue us, NFL) is now less than a week away, so starting today and working our way up to Sunday, four of us here at RCS will be offering up some of our favorite memories involving the Big Game. Up now: our Favorite Super Bowl Commercial:


Dave: I'm going to say my favorite Super Bowl commercial is from 2006. The Career Builder ad where all the monkeys are partying and celebrating in a conference room, while the Regular Joe looks on from his cube. The Regular Joe walks in to the conference room, (we see monkeys wearing party hats and one wearing a suit who's lighting a cigar by burning money), and he goes to the chart that shows sales are up. He turns it around to show the monkeys that sales are actually down.

This barely edges out the Career Builder ad from the previous year, where he goes to a meeting with the monkeys and sits on a whoopie cushion. Monkeys are awesome.

On an unrelated note, remember when Britney Spears was hot?

Jeff: Best ad has to be Reebok's ad, Terry Tate: Office Linebacker. This is the first ad that I ever went out of my way to watch again on the computer. Full of classic lines, I still quote the Terry Tate series of commercials to this day (Ed. note: Really??), and it all started at the Super Bowl.

"I ain't got time for pain. The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." People getting hit is, and always will be, funny, especially unsuspecting people wearing suits in an office, getting hit by Triple T.


"You eat someone else's cake again and I'm gonna give you a slice of Terry's Special PAIN-Cake, and you WON'T want seconds of that!"

If you think about it, is there any ad you'd be happier to see back in the Super Bowl this year than Terry Tate? The answer is no, because you know it'd be good. What will we get instead? Probably Bud Light ads featuring Carlos Mencia. Dammit.

Dave adds: Another thing -- the 'Priceless' MasterCard commercials. My God. They have one from 1999 with Popeye and there's no way that was the first one. How long have those been going on?? Is it over 10 years? The same gimmick? Incredible.

Robbie: Leave it to [Jeff] Briggs to steal my pick. I have proof that Terry Tate, Office Linebacker is my favorite Super Bowl advertisement...

And this isn't like when you go to a restaurant and you go around the table and the person just before you orders the same thing. Not at all. This is like, if you're at that same restaurant, and you're talking about how delicious the flat-iron steak is, and that you're definitely going to get that. Then, when the cute waitress comes around to take orders the person next to you (read: Briggs) says they'll have the flat-iron steak and the waitress says that's her favorite too. Now, you can't go ahead and order the same item because you'll just look like an idiot.

But, seeing as Briggs screwed that up, I'm going to have to pass on my flat-iron skirt steak and go with the more risky seared ahi tuna. How about Jordan vs. Jordan in 2003?

Young Jordan: Coulda dunked.

Old Jordan: Shoulda dunked.

Basically, it's not whether Jordan was the best basketball player of all-time, it's which Jordan is the best basketball player of all-time. This is one of the greatest Gatorade commercials ever, and with the newest (and perhaps last?) Air Jordan's having just come out, this gets my nod for best Super Bowl commercial.

Ryan: This was surprisingly a tough decision. Everyone says that "Mean" Joe Greene ad was the best ever, but, it was before my time. Those MJ-Bird shot-for-shot commercials were good, too, but I only sorta remember those. After spending way too much time at Superbowl-ads.com, I was thinking about picking one of the Ameriquest ads from 2005, but instead chose to go the more dramatic route, and pick Don Cheadle's ads for the NFL.

Done Cheadle + dramatic NFL highlights = awesome.

Shaun White Does A 1260

We haven't really covered the Winter X Games much here (or, ya know, at all), but Shaun White competes in them...and he also wins Gold Medals in the Olympics, so that seems pretty legit. Well, at least legit enough to post a video of him pulling off a 1260 the other night.




1260. That's 3 1/2 turns. In the air.

Links To The Past: Peyton Manning Or Wes Welker?

Giants fan dyes dog's hair blue. Michael Vick responds, "Man, that's just cruel." (AOL Fanhouse)

People who thought they looked like certain Patriots sent in pictures to the Boston Globe. Most of them look nothing like the NFL stars. But, this guy DOES look like an NFL player - just not the one they linked him to.

 
Who knew Peyton Manning looked like Wes Welker?

An interesting look at the man who DIDN'T draft Jordan. (Recliner GM)

Bill Belichick does such a great job keeping his players humble (or more likely brainwashed) but apparently he cannot control the media. The Boston Globe seems to be getting ahead of themselves with this Amazon item.

Belichick is 41-56 without Tom Brady. (Minnesota Star-Tribune)

Here's something else that might make T.O. cry. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

January 28, 2008

What To Watch: Monday

7pm ET - ESPN - Louisville @ Connecticut - Louisville has won six out of their last seven games, but they need to beat Connecticut to stay within a game of the Hoyas atop the Big East standings. Connecticut is coming off a huge win over #8 Indiana in Bloomington. The Huskies continue to improve behind the play of Center Hasheem Thabeet. Thabeet is averaging 11.2 points, 7.4 rebounds, and 3.8 blocks per game.

9pm - ESPN - Oklahoma State @ Oklahoma - Oklahoma State might be 10-9, but their two most recent losses were by a combined five points over two top 20 teams (#12 Texas and #16 Texas A&M). Oklahoma State has killed themselves by averaging over 16 turnovers a game.

Non-sports pick - 10pm - Fuse - Risky Business - Tom Cruise practicing for Oprah 20 years early.

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January 26, 2008

What To Watch: Saturday

12pm ET - ESPN - Gonzaga @ #1 Memphis - This is one of the few games that should be a challenge to Memphis. If they win this game it SHOULD be smooth sailing until they face Tennessee on February 23rd.

3pm - ABC - Winter X Games
- Snowboarder X Finals, Snowboard Slopestyle Finals, Snowmobile SnoCross Round 2. Oooh, round 2 - getting serious.

4pm - ESPN - #11 Wisconsin @ Purdue
- Wisconsin has won 10 straight, but Purdue is a perfect 9-0 at home with wins over Ohio State and Illinois.

7pm - ESPN - #9 Georgetown @ West Virginia
- Morgantown is always a difficult place to play and the Mountaineer fans should be amped for this game. With a win, West Virginia would be tied with Georgetown atop the Big East.

Non-sports pick - A&E - The Godfather, Part II
- AKA - the better one.

January 25, 2008

What To Watch: Friday

7pm ET - ESPN - Magic @ Pistons - The Magic haven't beaten the Pistons in Detroit in four years. Orlando is an up and coming team, but they have yet to prove they can hang with the elite Pistons. If the Magic are to be considered possible contenders, they have to win match-ups like this.


9:30pm - ESPN - Winter X Games
- Snowmobile SnoCross Round 1, Women's Snowboard, SuperPipe Final, & Ski Big Air Final. Ya know, I just can't get into the Winter X Games. If only it weren't ALWAYS 70 degrees in sunny in LA...sigh.


9:30pm - ESPN2 - Australian Open: Women's Final - Maria Sharapova vs. Ana Ivanovic
- Apparently they're hot & good at tennis (aka not Anna Kournikova).


Non-sports pick - 8pm - AMC - Top Gun -
Come on, take a highway to the danger zone.

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Comic Book Guy Says...

I don't know if there is a Pro Bowl Committee or not, but if there was, I'd imagine this conversation recently took place:

PB Committee guy #1 - Oh, just got this note. Jason Taylor's bailing on the Pro Bowl. Looks like we need to find a replacement.
PB Committee guy #2 - But, it's 5pm. Time to go home.
PB Committee guy #1 - Well, let's just take someone who made it last year then.
PB Committee guy #2
- Aaron Schobel it is!

How in the world did Aaron Schobel make the Pro Bowl this season? Schobel had 57 tackles and 6.5 sacks - decent numbers, but how about 59 tackles and 14 sacks? Those are the numbers of Mario Williams. This is the biggest All-Star snub I've ever seen...and I'm a Bills fan!

The Texans were given so much heat for drafting Williams over Reggie Bush, but were vindicated this year with Williams' playing extremely well and Bush's production dropping. How is Williams not being rewarded with a trip to the Pro Bowl?

Tough Guy

If you are reading this, then that means our fearless leader here at RealClearSports, Jeff Pyatt, is somewhere on the other side of the Atlantic. But, Pyatt (meh!) is not on the trip of a typical American twenty-something, backpacking across Europe and staying in hostels and just FREAKING OUT, MAN! in Amsterdam. No, no. Pyatt's quest is far stupider.

On Sunday, Pyatt will be participating, competing, failing at Tough Guy.

What is Tough Guy?

Tough Guy consists of an "eight country mile" run followed by a very muddy, very cold assault course which includes such obstacles as crawling under barbed wire, running over burning bales of hay, swimming in underwater tunnels and crawling through underground pipes.

So, a nice jog in a field? Um...according to the official website, not exactly:


We have searched the world amongst military and security forces to find any unit with a more demanding ONE DAY survival training ordeal. The US Navy S.E.A.L.S. 'Grinder' Assault Course is our nearest rival.

Here's a little video of what's ahead for Pyatt:

But, don't worry, Pyatt's been training:

OK, so this video is 10 months old, but still, to go from running a 6:38 mile (he did it!) to doing the Tough Man Competition...only Pyatt. But, don't worry - he's been eating like 12 eggs a day...so he's good to go!

Rasheed Needs A Vacation

 

Rasheed Wallace doesn't want to be an All-Star.

I am not trying to go down there (New Orleans). I am looking forward to those four days (off). I've been keeping a little eye on it, but better them (Howard and Shaquille O'Neal , who lead Wallace in the voting) than me. Detroit News 1/22

Rasheed Wallace is a very polarizing NBA figure and many people will probably add this to their arsenal of why they dislike Wallace, but it should be his decision whether he wants to attend or not. Wallace cares about winning and that's it. It's this passion that has got him more technical fouls than anyone in recent years (no, I don't have any official facts on this, but could there be anyone else?). So, if Rasheed needs a few days off from basketball to relax and get ready for the stretch run, can you blame him?

He's on a Pistons team that has played an average of just under 20 playoff games per season over the past five years. This, combined with Wallace being 33 years old,, will take its toll on a player. So, if Wallace wants to take a few days off during the All-Star BREAK, I don't blame him.

January 24, 2008

What To Watch: Thursday

7pm ET - ESPN - #3 Duke @ Virginia Tech - With UNC falling to Maryland, Duke is the only ACC team without a conference loss. Duke has struggled with Va. Tech recently. They've split the last four games.

8pm - TNT - Spurs @ Heat - The only thing the Heat have going for them in this game is that the Spurs had to play the Lakers last night and now have to travel to Miami. The Heat have lost 14 in a row and are just three games shy of a franchise record.

9pm - ESPN - Winter X Games
- Here are the events listed for tonight: Snowmobile Speed & Style Final, Ski SuperPipe Men's Final. I don't know what any of these are, but I bet they're entertaining.

9pm - ESPN2 - #10 Michigan State @ Northwestern
- Wilbon will be watching, will you? (If you watch PTI with any sort of regularity, you'd learn Wilbon is an alumnus of Northwestern).

10:30pm - Nets @ Warriors
- The Nets are allowing opponents to shoot over 50% from the field. If the Warriors shoot over 50% they will destroy the Nets who average almost 16 points less per game than the Warriors. Nets really need to clean house.

8pm - TV Land - The Jerk - One of the funniest and most underrated comedies ever. Steve Martin at his absolute best.

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Alonzo Will Attempt Another Comeback

 


Alonzo Mourning isn't ready to retire
. Mourning tore two tendons in his right knee December 19th and is out for the season. Most assumed he would retire. Many people will say he should not come back and normally I would be one of those people,. Mourning will turn 38 in just a few weeks and he's accomplished so much. He's a 7-time All Star, 2-time NBA Defensive Player Of The Year, won a gold medal at 2000 Olympics, and won an NBA Championship in 2006. What more does Zo have to play for? But, he just loves to play. This guy recovered from a kidney transplant and played extremely well backing up Shaq. If anyone can come back from this injury it's Alonzo Mourning. Here's wishing him the best.

January 23, 2008

Dan Synder on Let's Make A Deal

Dan, you have two options: You can take this coach,

 
Gregg Williams


A man your team loves and is endorsed by the former coach, and a guy who you have already paid massive amounts of money; or you can take what's in the box.

 

Dan: "THE BOX! THE BOX!"

Okay, lets see whats in the box... It's a brand new coaching staff full of underperformers. Congratulations, you've doomed your franchise to years of putrid performance.

(Redskins Set to Hire Fassel)

What To Watch: Wednesday

7pm ET - ESPN - Iowa State @ #2 Kansas - Iowa State has won nine of their last 11 games! Wait, what's that...oh yeah, Kansas has won their first 18 games of the season by an average of over 24 points per game.

9pm - ESPN - Lakers @ Spurs
- Kwame Brown gets to match up on Tim Duncan! They're going to need a big game from Kobe Bryant to stand a chance in this one.

Non-sports pick - 8pm - Discovery Channel - MythBusters
- This episode is so you get really angry when a stewardess tells you to turn off your cell phone and all other electronic devices. They test the myth of whether these can actually interfere with instruments in the cockpit - turns out they can't. Now let me listen to my music and get me a little plastic cup and peanuts!

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Fassel Top Candidate For Skins Job (Crap)

News keeps getting worse for Redskins fans in their search for a coach. Not only has it dragged on too long and seemingly removed Gregg Williams from consideration (four interviews and no job offer is a bad sign, especially when you have already been an assistant on that team for four years), but now the 'top candidate' keeps getting worse and worse. Right now, it's Jim Fassel.

Fassel's last coaching experience was as offensive coordinator in Baltimore, where he was fired in the middle of the 2006 season. How does Dan Synder think, "That's exactly what the Redskins need! A guy so inept that his best friend, Brian Billick, was forced to fire him." Not to mention that the Ravens did much better with Billick calling the plays (and Billick was fired this year in large part because the Baltimore offense was so bad).

A thought on why Snyder is interested in bring Fassel to Washington is that Fassel's supposed best skill is grooming young quarterbacks into stars, which could help with Jason Campbell. Of course, you can tell how good he is at that by looking at his last project, superstar Kyle Boller.

 
"Coach Jim said I can make this throw."

On top of all this, the new rumor is that if Fassel comes, he's gonna bring Rex Ryan with him. This means that Gregg Williams will not be the next head coach of the Redskins, let alone remain as the D-coordinator. Luckily, Rex Ryan may still be under contract with the Ravens. Let's hope so. The last thing the Redskins need is another complete change of both the offensive and defensive systems.

Daniel Synder has still failed to learn that winning takes time in the NFL. I thought he was starting to understand that year, when he went an entire off-season without making any major personnel changes, but it seems I was wrong. And of all things, to bring in a guy who is still best known as the ex-coach of the conference-rival Giants? That is not the way to win people over in DC. Oh, and not to mention he got fired from his last two coaching jobs.

Screw it, why don't the Skins just announce their real next coach.

(Update: No, No, No, No. Please, dear God, No. Yes, Jim Fassel made a Superbowl, but I think an ESPN Page 2 article from a couple years ago sums it up best:

A completely uninspiring and forgettable team, which got crushed in a completely uninspiring and forgettable Super Bowl. (Wait, Jim Fassel coached in a Super Bowl? Kerry Collins took every snap for a Super Bowl team?) Nonetheless, the Giants did win the NFC (beating the Vikings 41-0 in the NFC title game when Minnesota essentially quit). The Giants were strong on D, especially against the run (allowing just 3.2 yards per carry) and did beat the Eagles three times, but won a weak conference and lacked star power (only two Pro Bowlers). Did we mention Jim Fassel was the coach?

Great. 4-12 season here we come. Who is coming out of college next year?)

Manny Is Apparently Going to Try This Season

 

This is a few weeks old now, but still worth passing along (especially since the Red Sox pitchers and catchers report three weeks from today -- THREE weeks!). Via Surviving Grady comes this nugget, taken from a Peter Gammons' chat:


alan_in_brighton__Guest: How did surgery go for David Ortiz? Do you think he will be in '06 shape for this season, or should we expect a solid year like this past season, with a little less home run power?

Peter_Gammons: My guess is that he'll be fine. And in a lot less pain than he was at times last year. I thought for nearly three months, he was very clear that self confident presence was missing and it was injury related. In the 40 HR range... what's going to be interesting is going to be how Manny hits with him. Manny rented a house in the Phoenix area and has become a maniacal workout warrior in Tempe Arizona at the Athletes' Performance Institute (API). From what I've heard from people at API, Manny is getting himself into phenomenal shape. And having watched those workouts, I can tell you, they are extremely difficult.

So...a healthy Ortiz (career 139 OPS+)? A Manny Ramirez (154 OPS+) in "phenomenal shape"? Plus Kevin Youkilis (109 OPS+), Mike Lowell (110 OPS+) and J.D. Drew (128 OPS+) as your two, five and six hitters? That's 103 home runs from just five players, three of which had "off" years by their standards.

2008 could be a long year for American League pitchers.

Links To The Past: I'm Moving to Albany!

Who knew the Nationals were in the American League? (East Coast Bias)

Sneakers for only $7.99! Oh, they're endorsed by who? Throw em back in the bin.

And I thought being 6'3 was uncomfortable while flying. Imagine being 7'7. (Yahoo! Sports)

Seems like we can call Kwame Brown a bust. But, people in Maryland are still supporting him. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Ron Artest gives up rapping as a career. I wonder why... (Yardbarker)

Speaking of people that should never rap... (Larry Brown Sports)

Any NBA Players worst nightmare: Being traded to the Knicks. (AOL Fanhouse)

What you have to look forward to for the next two weeks. (Deadspin)

Hitler would HATE me...and the rest of the bloggers of the world. (Bleacher Report)

Joakim Noah is like a puppy. An ugly, annoying, whiny, over-hyped, puppy. (AOL Fanhouse)

Damn it! I really enjoyed living in LA. Oh well, Albany can't be that bad...it is the state capital, right? (MVN.com)

January 22, 2008

What To Watch: Tuesday

7pm ET - ESPN - Michigan @ #11 Wisconsin - Wisconsin has won nine in a row including a win over Texas and a 70-54 win over the Wolverines. Bo Ryan is the best coach you've never heard of. Wisconsin has made the NCAA Tournament each of the six years since Bo Ryan became coach.

7:30pm - Versus - Bruins @ Canadiens
- While the Canadiens are one of the best road teams in hockey (16-7-3), they are surprisingly mediocre at home (8-8-5). These two teams are vying for playoff position in the Eastern Conference. Currently, the Canadiens are sixth and the Bruins are seventh in the Conference.

9pm - ESPN - #5 Tennessee @ Kentucky - Well, now that Joe Lunardi has put Tennessee in the Tournament as a one seed, you have to watch them right?

Non-sports pick - 9:30pm - TCM - Treasure Of The Sierra Madre - "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin badges!"

That makes this so much funnier:

January 21, 2008

Patriots Fans React

 

ARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!