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February 07, 2008
by Robbie Gillies
Yesterday we looked at prop bets for the NFC. Now, we turn to the AFC, because you still need your gambling fix.
PATRIOTS - First to retire:
- Junior Seau
- Rodney Harrison
- Tedy Bruschi
- Bill Belichick
BILLS - (10:1) Bills defect to the CFL.
JETS - (2:1) Chad Pennington throws a pass over 20 yards next season.
DOLPHINS - (100:1) After a poor start to the season, Ricky Williams gets Bill Parcells to...you know...relax.
"The OTHER Bill didn't inhale, that's NOT the way to do it."
STEELERS - (100:1) Ben Roethlisberger gets into another motorcycle accident
BROWNS - (3:1) Kellen Winslow gets into another motorcycle accident.
BENGALS - Next team Chad Johnson says he wants to play for:
RAVENS - (200:1) Kyle Boller leads the Ravens to the Super Bowl. Odds increase to 15:1 if he plays the entire season from his knees.
COLTS - (666:1) Peyton Manning grows a tail and sports a pitchfork next season.
"I gotta do something to get the attention away from my kid brother."
JAGUARS - (1:5) The Jags are an above-average team that has no shot at the Super Bowl.
TITANS - (25:1) Rob Bironas is cut by the Texans and Chris Berman cries himself to sleep because he can no longer say Rob Bironas to the tune of "My Sharona".
TEXANS - (8:1) Odds Chester Pitts gets beat-up in the locker room now that everyone knows he plays the oboe.
CHARGERS - Over/Under 1 million - Times bloggers will use the phrase "Stay Classy" when talking about the Chargers.
BRONCOS - Over/Under 5 - Illegitimate kids Travis Henry had this offseason.
RAIDERS - (10:1) Al Davis finally reveals his true identity.
"We're going to have a KILLER season this year!"
CHIEFS - (50:1) To be politically correct, the Chiefs change their name.
"Great Googly Moogly!"