Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield movie; and it's also not funny.

"I Don't Get No Respect"

Cardinals manager Tony La Russa pleaded guilty today to a driving under the influence charge today. While La Russa did not appear in court, he agreed to a plea deal that places him on probation and fines him $250 plus $428.50 in court costs. Under the deal, his driver's license is revoked for six months and he has to complete a DUI school. He also must serve 50 hours of community service and attend one session of the MADD Victim Impact Panel within 60 days. -St. Louis Post Dispatch

We probably should have seen this coming...

"No, I'm good to drive."

Maybe La Russa should've been the Yankees manager. NYC has some of the best public transportation in the world.