A mole that RCS has planted at (edit: "A Big Plumbing Supply Company") (your #1 go-to source for all things plumbing related) e-mailed today, letting us know that recently-fired Baltimore Ravens coach Brian Billick is in the market for some toilets.

He called Ferguson today and the salesperson told him that "...the toilets take a long time to come in from the vendor."

Billick responded, "In case you haven't heard, I have a lot of times on my hands."

At least he's taking it well. And by God, those will be the best toilets money can buy.