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January 14, 2008 5:11 AM

Fair Or Funny: Shawn Kemp To Form Basketball Team With His Kids


Many people might see Shawn Kemp's sexual forays as careless, but to Kemp it's all about business. Shawn Kemp has fathered 13 children with nine different women. He's been the butt of many jokes, but Kemp recently revealed it was all part of his plan.

It's just a numbers game. I knew if I fathered enough kids, I'd be able to form a formidable basketball team. You've heard of the Fab Five, well this will be Kemp's Kidz. My kids might not be legitimate, but this team will be.

Now that his sons are coming of age and Shawn Kemp Jr. is being recruited by Kentucky, Florida, Washington, and Nebraska, Kemp felt it was time to put his plan into works.

You know how I've always loved Seattle. That's where I had my best years, and now it looks like the Sonics will be leaving and Seattle will be without a franchise. That's where the Kemps step in.

NBA scouts believe the team would be extremely athletic, but would burn out after about eight seasons. They still believe they will be able to compete with the Knicks.

No word yet on if Travis Henry is planning to form an entire football team or not.

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