There is only one time that I (pretend to) care about soccer, and that's the World Cup. I don't really follow the MLS, or EPL, but I'll call in sick to work just to watch a US-Ghana match (they're called "matches" in soccer, not games). I enjoy it so much that I figured I should start following some more international soccer. Euro 2008 seems like a good start.
To help ease this transition, and to increase my excitement level, ESPN has released some pretty entertaining promo videos (from EPL Talk via Awful Announcing). I'll post my favorite one - Portugal - but EPL Talk has commercials for Germany, Spain, Italy and Greece, the defending champion.