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May 16, 2008 2:54 AM

NYU Student Heads Home

William Lopez took advantage of their commencement taking place at Yankee Stadium and attempted to reach home plate. Unfortunately, he was gang-tackled short of reaching his goal.

At first I was completely on his side. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, especially with this being the last year in Yankee Stadium. But, then I read that he is both a Yankees and a Mets fan. Who are you, Hillary Clinton? At least her two teams were in different cities. So which over-inflated under-achieving team will it be? You can only have one.

Oh, and to add insult to injury, when his mom asked his dad if that could possibly be their son, his dad responded, "No. That kid's an athlete."


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