Bored and single in Boston? No plans this Friday night? Maybe you'd like to have a nice date with an attractive young lady? Well my friend, your search is over, because I have found just that girl -- you're OK with dating a married woman and giving up your two tickets to the NBA finals, right? OK, good - better respond to Kyle Carter's craigslist ad before it's too late:
trade 1 night with my wife shes 5-4 105 brown hair eyes great body tanned toned very pretty girl 1 night all safe and normal stuff dinner movie drinks no drugs or crazy requests serious replies only must reply with a picture to be considered please normal guys only
But hey guys, don't try any funny business:
Contrary to what some are assuming, it is a very decent proposal Carter has in mind. He and his wife are only looking for a basic dinner date, no hanky-panky.
Remember, gentlemen: he's looking for "normal guys only." And they say chivalry is dead.