11:50am - ESPN2 - Euro 2008: Croatia vs. Germany - Sounds like a good match.

1pm - ESPN - US Open 1st Round - You can skip the first hour. Tiger doesn't tee off until 2:06pm. Tiger tees of at 11:06am. Follow the leaderboard here.

2:30pm - ESPN2 - Euro 2008: Austria vs. Poland -
Principal Skinner: Poland, tell us about your nation's achievements
Milhouse Van Houten: Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night! And there was that submarine, with the screen doors...
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5pm - ESPN - US Open 1st Round - Golf Digest's preview.

8:30pm - ABC - Celtics @ Lakers - Every game has been completely different and I expect that trend to continue. There will definitely be a close watch on those refs.

Non-sports pick - USA - 8:30pm - Raiders Of The Lost Ark - If you need to wash that taste out of your mouth from the new Indiana Jones flick.

Ahhh. That's more like it.