I'm usually not one to give out nicknames, but this one is too perfect. Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles is friends with Channing Frye and he has his own blog. Well, Frye went in to get LASIK eye surgery and Mr. Diggles posted the video on his blog.

WARNING: It gets pretty gross around the five minute mark, BUT that's where the nickname really comes through.

OWW! My eyes hurt just watching that. That was seriously disturbing. I'm waiting for that video to be inserted into a Japanese horror movie that will then be converted into a worse American version like The Ring and The Grudge. They could call it The Eye! What? Oh, they already did that movie? How was it?...That bad, huh?