Earlier this month, we told you about ProFootballTalk's "Days Without An Arrest" Meter for the NFL. Now we bring you a way you can actually profit from the NFL players' indiscretions.

BetVegas informs us that at BetUS, you can place your wagers on which team will have a player arrested next. Of course, the Cowboys lead the way at 15/1. The favorite for what they will be arrested for is drug possession, at 2/1. Those are Tiger Woods-like odds right there. I'm taking the field and hoping that Clinton Portis gets arrested for impersonating an officer.