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August 19, 2008 5:30 PM

Women Against Fantasy Sports

That's the name of a new website. Now, it's no secret that many women hate fantasy sports because of all the time their boyfriend or husband spends focusing on fantasy websites, as opposed to the women they love. I guess that's a fair point, some men (like me) spend a lot of time playing fantasy sports. Women would never spend a bunch of time on the internet devoted to something as "stupid" as fantasy sports, like, I don't know, say, a website devoted to hating fantasy sports?

Listen, women, we have a deal in place. Much like the deal between people and pigeons.

George Costanza: Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?

Jerry Seinfeld: Of course. We have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.

You let us play fantasy sports, and you can read US Magazine, shop and talk about how much you hate various famous female celebrities. Don't rock the boat.

(H/T: Hot Dog & Friends)

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