What if I told you that I had a preview to a new movie, a buddy-cop drama, starring Arizona Diamondbacks' outfielder Eric Byrnes ("His hair is on fire!") and first baseman Connor Jackson? Also, Orlando Hudson (no relation) is featured in a supporting role, and the title of this project is - wait for it - "Byrning Heat". Is that something you'd be interested in?
< /lame, tired Entourage reference >