It's December, which means that you've probably been invited to one of those Tacky Ugly Christmas Sweater We're So Ironic Parties. Which is fun. But if you're having trouble finding said sweater (no thrift stores in your town?), then perhaps you can borrow one from Texas Tech QB and Heisman Trophy hopeful Graham Harrell, or one of his buddies (brothers?).
That's apparently Harrell there in the upper left-hand corner.
Thanks to Spencer Hall at The Sporting Blog for the picture, and for reminding us that "...you should never allow yourself to be photographed for any purposes anytime anywhere, as it will end up on the internet for people to make fun of you anonymously."
I love the Internet.