RealClearSports
Advertisement

RCS Sidelines


March 26, 2009 1:30 PM

Alfonso Soriano Asks, "What Recession?"

Times are tough. Stocks are plummeting, businesses are failing, and Subway and Quizno's are in some kinda of odd sandwich battle. Clearly, the recession is affecting everyone, forcing people to cut back on spending and dip into savings. Well, maybe not quite everyone. How has Alfonso Soriano coped with the tough times? Apparently by letting Xzibit put his touch on his new Hummer H2.

"Yo dawg, I heard you like speakers, so we put speakers on your speakers so you can listen to music while you're listening to music!"

alfonso-sorianos-sound-system.jpg


Is your house shaking? Worry not (for Chicago doesn't get earthquakes) -- it's just Soriano passing by.

alfonso-sorianos-hummer.jpg

H/T: Home Run Derby

A Member Of