Adam Jones (nickname: "Please Don't Confuse Me With That Adam Jones...Ya Know, Pacman"), center fielder for the Baltimore Orioles, had a great start to the 2009 season yesterday, going 3-for-3 with a triple and two RBI in a 10-5 win over the Yankees. He must have been jubilant and excited.
But you wouldn't know that from looking at his ESPN player profile picture.
Shhhh...don't wake him.
Thanks to reader James for the nod.