Worry no more, Redskins fans: Jay Cutler has been traded to the Chicago Bears -- "The Bears acquired quarterback Jay Cutler today for No. 1 draft picks in 2009 and 2010, a No. 3 pick this year and Kyle Orton, the Sun-Times has learned. The Bears receive the Broncos' fifth-round draft pick this year."
UPDATE: Bears weren't done: they added Orlando Pace, too.