In Grand Rapids, Michigan, the Western Michigan Whitecaps are selling a new burger this season that is so awesome, doctors are asking them to put a warning label on it. The 4,800 calorie burger sounds delicious:
The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips — all on an 8-inch bun.
This seems suspiciously similar to a burger designed by a certain ex-Dallas Cowboys quarterback, a concoction know simply as the DrewBurger (four all beef patties on a sesame seed patty). Another of Bledsoe's burger ideas:
It's pretty clear that Bledsoe has been hired as a burger consultant for the Whitecaps. Just a matter of time until we see this baby:
That's a fifty footer, y'all.