2:30pm ET - ESPN2 - UEFA Champions League quarterfinals: Chelsea @ Liverpool - Read about "one of the fiercest rivalries in European football.”
3pm - ESPN - Masters Par 3 Contest - The 9-hole event has current participants, past non-competing champions, and honorary invitees.
7pm - ESPN2 – MLB: Rays @ Red Sox - The eerily similar pitchers, Jon Lester and Scott Kazmir, face off.
7pm - ESPN – NBA: Blazers @ Spurs - The Blazers look to snap an 11-game losing streak to the Spurs and move into a tie with them in the Western Conference.
9:30pm – NBA: Jazz @ Mavericks - Both teams would rather avoid playing the Lakers in the first round of the playoffs. Currently, the Mavs are a game behind the Jazz, who sit in the 7th spot.
Non-sports pick - 10pm - Comedy Central - South Park - "Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit." Well, I kinda wanna know what the joke is now.