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November 11, 2009 1:15 PM

I Knew He Wasn't Human

LeBron corn maze.jpgLeBron does things on a nightly basis that don't seem humanly possible. Now we finally know why. He's an alien. He's also an egotistical alien - I mean making crop circles of yourself? Someone needs a little attention.

This is actually the MAiZE at Darby Creek. It's a farm in central Ohio where for the past eight years they've done a corn maze. This year they chose LeBron. Now how can NYC compete with that??

Actually though, their plan is probably to get The King to go in the maze and hope that he can never make it out. Ohio loves LeBron. Ohio would do anything to keep LeBron. Ohio is never letting go of LeBron no matter how much he struggles.

H/T: Basketbawful




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