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January 18, 2010 11:35 AM

Alaska Fairbanks Hockey Has the Best Intro Ever

The University of Alaska Fairbanks Nanooks hockey team has the best intro video of any sports team in the history of time. The star of their intro is a giant terrorist polar bear. In their old intro video, the giant hockey playing bear forms in space and destroys Anchorage while "Danger Zone" plays in the background. Great video, but I guess it was deemed to tame for this year as the Nanooks have a new intro video.

So this time the bear is awoken from his slumber from under an ice sheet and goes on a rampage. The Bear decides to fly a jet to destroy multiple US cities. But that's not enough, the bear then drops a bomb into a volcano, which seems to make every volcano in the world erupt simultaneously (people at TNT take note, sounds like you have your next movie plot). This blows up the entire planet, leaving the Fairbanks Carlson Center on a meteor in space of course, where the bear lands to play some hockey. Just like in real life.

Alaskan Hockey Space Bear is Back to Tear You a Brand New One - Deadspin
Hockeybear is Back - Black Heart Gold Pants

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