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April 12, 2010 2:55 PM

Jeremy Shockey: Slimebag or Genius?

Shockey.jpgJeremy Shockey is using facebook in a way I'm surprised no lazy, sleezy famous people have done before him - he's soliciting dates.

Ok LADIES heres the contest.. Post a video on the "just fans" section of my fbk fan page explaining why u deserve to have me take u on a date 1 nite this offseason... Contest ends sun night 4/18 at 8pm est... Lets have fun w this so be creative but just be careful its not too inappropriate where fbk deletes it!! good luck!!!"
Shockey is guaranteed to get hundreds, if not thousands, of women throwing themselves at him, and he gets to pick the winner to go on a date with. By making this a "contest" instead of saying, "send me a video explaining why I should have sex with you" Shockey somewhat avoids appearing as creepy as he otherwise would.

So what do you think, does this idea make Shockey appear as a slimebag, or is he a genius for finding a 'fun' way for women to all get an equal chance to let him in their pants?

Of course, I mean no offense to the female fans of Jeremy who enter this contest, I'm sure you are all classy, upstanding individuals.

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