This is the picture for the third story on the front page of FoxSports.com as of 2:00 p.m. EST. "And that's way cool..." Classy.
UPDATE: In my rush to post the picture, I completely ignored the actual article, which is written by, yes: Ted Williams' frozen head. I wish I were kidding.
I know what you're thinking: Cremation is looking pretty good right now.Yeah, the ol' Splinter took some licks in life — broken elbow, neck problems, fighter-jet crash landings. But nothing as rough as the abuse I've taken in death.
Course, these lab tech wusses would wait 'til I got no arms to take a run at The Kid.
But if you think a few lumps are gonna keep Teddy Ballgame down, you got another think coming. Like I always say, there's no crying in cryonics.
And look at the bright side, if I wasn't frozen in suspended animation, I wouldn't be able to weigh in on the 2009 playoff picture.
(HT: Jimmy Traina)
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