RCS: Dan Shaughnessy, your "fuzzy headed" friend, wrote a column essentially saying that Tom Brady has gone soft – given the chance, would you accept similar criticism if it meant Gisele got to feed you lunch?

Daulerio: Yes. And he would too.  Because the reality is Dan Shaughnessy wrote that column then had intercourse with a bottle of Gerber's while looking at those pictures. We've all been there. That stuff is the perfect warm body replacement when you heat it up in the microwave.