Anna Kournikova's career earnings from tennis: $3.5 million. Anna Kournikova's annual earnings from endorsements: $10 million. Take that, athletic talent. There are many good Kournikova commercials (K-Swiss; Fantasy Sports; Did we leave Anna on our front steps?), but this one makes our list because the hatred for Anna's "portfolio" jokingly described by Mary Joe Fernandez is not only funny but also entirely truthful.