4. The Super Bowl Won't be Classic
Just Like Series, This Super Bowl Will Fall Short of Classic - Mike Freeman, CBS Sports
Never thought I'd say this but this Super Bowl will be dreadful.
Pulling nose hairs, a Vulcan mind meld, a severe case of shingles are all more entertaining than this mess will be.
You may remember Super Bowl XLIII as the best sporting event of 2009, or maybe as the best Super Bowl ever. Not many could have predicted how great it would be, but not many could be as wrong as Freeman was, either. Hopefully you decided to watch the game, Mike, rather than do your nose grooming.