There are few men in college football more intense than University of Colorado coach Dan Hawkins (aka the man who made Bosie St. football relevant), who seems like he’s the type of guy that sleeps two hours a night and then survives solely on energy drinks and push-ups. 

In 2007, during a press briefing on National Signing Day, Hawkins responded to a letter he’d received from a parent, complaining that the Buffalo football players only received two weeks off for summer break.  It is not wise to grumble near Dan Hawkins.