5. Mad Ant
Mad Ant – Fort Wayne Mad Ants (NBDL)
Easily the scariest looking mascot, not only does Mad Ant look like the harbinger of doom and necessitate the Deadspin tag of “Nightmare Fuel", he also does the Napolean Dynomite dance, just to further haunt your dreams.
According to his profile, his goal is to make all of us smile.
Hey, sure thing, Mad Ant. Whatever you say…please -- just don't hurt us.