Owens Traded to Cowboys
Jerry Jones: Our plan worked! Look how much attention we both got! There was never a time when a reporter was more than 10 feet from me.
Terrell Owens: Me too. It felt so good. But how we gonna keep the attention we NEED? I already heard Favre is thinking of starting his own franchise. How we gonna top that?
Jerry Jones: Fake another suicide attempt?
Terrell Owens: I’ll go call my publicist!